In probably the saddest quote to feature in Around Robin, here's how - from Tubular Mike Oldfield.
"I'd probably say to my younger self, get yourself a whole collection of lawyers. Which is what I have now. I don't have any friends; I just have lawyers. At the last count I had about 15 different sets of them for all kinds of problems. And you can trust them because you're paying them. I know that sounds very negative, but that's the world we live in."
In the increasingly interesting Daily Telegraph.